Fresh Baked

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Snooze v. News

When we last left our heroine, she was but a lying, unemployed fool. So much has changed since then. Here's the latest update:

Snoozing:

Obsession: Cheez-Its
Employment: None
School: Tear-my-hear-out-classes
Phantom Leg Pains: Present, unaccounted for.
Dem & Leo: Single, with intent to wed
My breasts: Safely tucked away

Noozing:
Obsession: Law& Order (SVU, primarily)
Employment: Lettering and Liking It
School: Tear-my-hear-out-classes, but I added one more.
Phantom Leg Pains: Gone. Just up and disappeared!
Dem & Leo: Done gone and weddded.
My breasts: Hello, girls!

More words will follow, but I feel this sums it up for now.