Fresh Baked

Friday, November 19, 2004

Dear Sir.

To the young man in the next office, which is only a mere single-paned window away....

Please stop sniffing so hard. We do not store coke in that room, so no matter how hard you try to sniff it out, the only thing you will inhale in there is dust.

Also, if you don't stop, I fear you will pass out and possibly hurt yourself. This will cause in me a great panic and I will be, against my will, forced to care about you. Do not let this happen.

Thirdly, its gross, dude. Knock it off.