Official.

This blog has ended. Go now in peace to love and serve the world.

Kidney Punch

True Colors-- Cyndi Lauper (feat. Sarah McLachlan)
Crazy-- Alanis Morissette
Because of You-- Kelly Clarkson
Hide and Seek-- Imogen Heap
Scar-- Missy Higgins
Basement Apt.-- Sarah Harmer
Closer to You-- Brandi Carlile
Suddenly I See-- KT Tunstall
Consequence Free-- Great Big Sea
All These Things I've Done-- The Killers
My Humps-- Black Eyed Peas
Blingity Bling-- Suburban Legends
Perfect Situation-- Weezer
XO-- Fall Out Boy
Devil in Jersey City-- Coheed & Cambria
Evenflow-- Pearl Jam

I Am Thankful for My Thinker

Fig. 1: How to thaw a pumkin pie.

FYI: this was an individual pie-- out of the 'shipper' it's meant to be removed. It's kinda like the old popcorn bags that told you to take it out of the wrapper only after you took it out of the wrapper.

FYI (part the second): I am thankful for many other things as well.

Whammy!

For October, just catching up...

Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
Babysittin' Blues-- Elisabeth Shue
Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood-- Santa Esmerelda
Love Is a Battlefield - Pat Benetar
Total Eclipse of the Heart-- Bonnie Tyler
What A Feeling-- Irene Cara
Canned Heat-- Jamiroquai
Heaven Must be Missing An Angel-- Tavares
Bohemian Rhapsody-- Queen
Little Bitty Pissant Country Place-- Dolly Parton
The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)-- Cher
East Bound and Down-- Jerry Reed
Neverending Story-- Limahl
In My Life-- Chantal Kreviazuk
Let My Love Open the Door-- Pete Townshend
In Your Eyes-- Peter Gabriel
Let Go-- Frou Frou
Thank You for Being A Friend-- Golden Girls

Is It Hot in Here?

With a change of address came a change of poling place: the local firestation. Yeah. It's safe to bet that I won't ever miss another chance to vote.

Aye, Aye Captain!

So I got this job and in a word, it is AWESOME. I work in a grocery store making signs for their products-- I go in, see a sign that I think is ugly, take it down and make another, prettier, one. To me, this is fantastic because I get to make fancy letters all day long. Except of course, last week, when I got to make a gingerbread house. I know! I was paid to make a gingerbread house! I work in a fairy land.

It's been about a month almost and I'm still waiting for a catch. I'm sure there has to be one, lurking and waiting to snap at me. But so far, nothing seems bad. Thanks for all the good 'get-a-job' vibes that were sent-- ya'll vibed me up a great one.

Snooze v. News

When we last left our heroine, she was but a lying, unemployed fool. So much has changed since then. Here's the latest update:

Snoozing:
Obsession: Cheez-Its
Employment: None
School: Tear-my-hear-out-classes
Phantom Leg Pains: Present, unaccounted for.
Dem & Leo: Single, with intent to wed
My breasts: Safely tucked away

Noozing:
Obsession: Law& Order (SVU, primarily)
Employment: Lettering and Liking It
School: Tear-my-hear-out-classes, but I added one more.
Phantom Leg Pains: Gone. Just up and disappeared!
Dem & Leo: Done gone and weddded.
My breasts: Hello, girls!

More words will follow, but I feel this sums it up for now.